Secrete din Irak
Pentru ca SRI-ul sa moara de ciuda publicam acum un document secret de o exceptionala semnificatie despre razboiul din Irak si partile participante. El este scris axact asa cum l-am primit de la un corespondent local. Cavem si d-astia.
Dear Staff, Due to the current Iraq war and subsequent slowdown of the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put FSO’s 40 years of age or older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retired Aged People Early). FSO’s selected to be RAPED can apply to Manangement to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). FSO’s who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). An FSO may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Manangement deems appropriate. FSO’s who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants of Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel with Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Manangement. FSO’s staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Manangement has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives to employees. Should feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. THE MANAGEMENT
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